Messy anal sex
anal sex guide for messiness

So, to sum up, you can't EVER express any fussiness or displeasure about the messiness of real anal sex, and you have to think ahead, plan ahead, and have clean-up cloths ready to go next to the bed.

There's much more to be said about the messiness and considerations of anal sex, and we'll talk more about this next time.

As we said last time, if you want to enjoy anal sex, you have to be a man about it, and not be bothered by any shit, smell, or mess that is, after all, a natural and inevitable part of real anal sex. If you freak out over a little shit on the sheets you shouldn't be having anal sex in the first place, and your girl is totally justified in refusing to let you fuck her up the butt ever again.

But, because anal sex is inherently potentially messy (fuck, all sex is messy, especially when it's great fucking sex...), if you want it to go well, be prepared to deal with the mess.

This means having some nice towels, or at least paper towels, handy by the bed, or near the couch or wherever you plan to fuck her asshole. This means having a new set of sheets ready to put on the bed afterwards. What, you don't want to spend $20 for new sheets? Don't come crying to me when she says "NO" the next time you want to pump her tight butthole, if you can't get down with basic chick maintenence like having clean sheets available.

Since you should always have lube available, and use it, for anal sex, you will also need to have something to wipe your hands a bit after you apply the lube to your cock.

Now, you may ask, "I never see any shit or mess in anal porn movies, those girls buttholes are clean no matter how hard they get fucked, what's up with that?". Well, man, those girls give themselves enemas before the shoot, that's what's up with that. I may talk more about this in a future tip.